Things that I thought would die away into oblivion suddenly resurface. Like shirts d-bags wear.
On Friday, I was at the mall and saw this shirt at one of those kiosks. I took an actual picture of the shirt with my phone, but I couldn't get it to upload here. Anyway, you will have to settle for this photo below.
At first, I felt incredibly disappointed that there are actually still men out there that would wear this shirt.
But then I decided that I would take it upon myself to create the feminist version of this shirt. Some were historically witty. Some were downright militant. Here are a few that I created.
Cool story babe...now make yourself comfortable while I go vote.
Cool story babe...now make less money than me.
Cool story babe...now make out with yourself.
Cool story babe...now make yourself die. (This one lacks creativity, I know.)
Cool story babe...now make some pants that stay on your ass.
There are more, but I don't want to seem overly occupied by this.
What did you come up with? Add your own shirt slogan in the comment section.
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